Short bio: Computer Scientist, FOSS supporter (read more)
Tux Machines (TM)-specific
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My name is Locutus and I work at the Learning Institute of New UniX (LINUX). Our founding father was savagely mauled by a charging penguin and left us with, at this moment, 61,494,822 (sixty one million, four hundred and ninety four thousand,eight hundred and twenty two) specially compressed bytes of valuable digital zero's and ones. This incredible bounty is becoming more valuable and improving every day.