Short bio: Computer Scientist, FOSS supporter (read more)
Tux Machines (TM)-specific
1. You sit right next to a window but you still just look at your ForecastFox icon to see what it's like outside.
2. You fumble with the TV remote for a minute before remembering that you can't open another channel in a new tab.
3. Everybody else says "Google it" now, but in addition you can also Yahoo it, Wiki it, and eBay it.
4. Your sole measure of a celebrity's popularity is whether they appear on Stumble-Upon.