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22. Microsoft has a new version out, Windows XP, which according to everybody is the ‘most reliable Windows ever.‘ To me, this is like saying that asparagus is ‘the most articulate vegetable ever.

13. "I am not out to destroy Microsoft, that would be a completely unintended side effect." - Linus Torvalds

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Hardware: AMD "Rome", AMD Defects and Microsoft Defects

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Software: Rav1e, Cockpit, SSH Tools and Curl

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IBM/Red Hat/Fedora Leftovers

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