Seen in a Sig
Submitted by srlinuxx on Mon, 02/28/2005 - 19:28.
I frequently chuckle at the sigs I see in peoples' posts and emails. My friends and I send 'em back and forth to enjoy as we run across them. Seeing another today gave me the idea to start a thread here and save some for posterity. So, if you see a cool, funny, or profound signature, please contribute.
I'll start off with the one I saw today:
1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d.
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re: Seen in a Sig
God, I want some patience... and I want it NOW!
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You talk the talk, but do you waddle the waddle?
Not a sig
This was in a fortune, but I thought it was cool.
Brief History Of Linux (#20)
Linux is born
Linus' superhuman programming talent produced, within a year, a full
operating system that rivaled Minix. The first official announcement on
comp.os.minix came October 5th, in which Linus wrote these famous words:
Do you pine for the nice days of minix-1.1, when men were men and wrote
their own device drivers? Do you want to cut your teeth on an operating
system that will achieve world domination within 15 years? Want to get
rich quick by the end of the century by taking money from hordes of
venture capitalists and clueless Wall Street suits? Need to get even
with Bill Gates but don't know what to do except throw cream pies at
him? Then this post might just be for you
Linux (which was known as "Lindows", "Freax", and "Billsux" for short
periods in 1991) hit the bigtime on January 5, 1992 (exactly one year
after Linus wasn't hit by a bus) when version 0.12 was released under the
GNU GPL. Linus called his creation a "better Minix than Minix"; the famous
Linus vs. Tanenbaum flamewar erupted soon thereafter on January 29th and
injured several Usenet bystanders.
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You talk the talk, but do you waddle the waddle?
Seen in a Sig
The destiny of every Guru, is to be a n00b for eternity.
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You talk the talk, but do you waddle the waddle?
re: Seen in a Sig
Well, let's just say, if your VCR is still blinking 12:00, you don't want Linux
-- Bruce Perens
and
If it ain't broke, tweak it.
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You talk the talk, but do you waddle the waddle?
A Fortune
Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students
who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize
it in order to protect themselves.
-- Lenny Bruce
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Sig: RPM Spec File
Summary: Doobies
Name: doobies
Version: 1.0.
Release: 1pot
URL: http://www.hightimes.com
Source: http://bag-of-weed.tar.bz2
License: Illegal
Group: Smoking/High
BuildRequires: JOB rolling papers
Conflicts: Law, Police, DEA
Requires: Lighter, Drink
Optional Requires: Twinkies
%description
Doobies is a cig that you smoke to get stoned.
%prep
%setup -q
%build
%configure
%make
%install
%makeinstall_std
umm I forgot what I was doing....
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You talk the talk, but do you waddle the waddle?
profound sig :)
No one is a virgin, life screws us all.
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You talk the talk, but do you waddle the waddle?
Brainy sig
This one is too cool!
111,111,111*111,111,111=12,345,678,987,654,321
it looks cooler in bc tho:
111111111*111111111
12345678987654321
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You talk the talk, but do you waddle the waddle?
Sigs
I like the one I saw recently that read:
There are 10 kinds of users that understand binary; those that do and those that don't
re: Sigs
Yeah, that one's pretty cute.
I saw this in a fortune and thought it was fairly funny:
You know you're using the computer too much when:
the FBI has you on speed dial.
-- C J Pro
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You talk the talk, but do you waddle the waddle?