With apologies to the Bard. I open up the virtual newspaper this morning, and what should be printed on the front web page but a link to an article that proclaims "US Department of Justice and five States have declared themselves satisfied with the antitrust enforcement efforts taken against Microsoft." The article, from CBRonline, goes on to quote the following reasons why the DoJ feels that competition is increasing:

Increased competition from Firefox, Opera, and Safari on the browser front. The only real competitor is Firefox, and its penetration varies region by region.

Dell and Lenovo's pre-loaded Linux desktops. Please, don't make me laugh. Dell has how many Linux systems? Three total? That's how many I count.

You've got to be joking.