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Programming Jokes

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Here are few of the programming jokes tht i found rocking…

Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”

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Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”

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Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?

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