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Geeky Humor Continues…

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Today we’re kicking back for some laughs and taking a look at a handful of funny jokes from around the web that most of you will enjoy. It’s been a while since we’ve compiled a bunch of jokes, so let the geeky humor continue!

Joke #1 - Researching on the Internet

Mother: “How’s your history paper coming?”
Son: “Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet to research my paper, and it’s been very helpful.”
Mother: “Really?”
Son: “Yes, so far I’ve located 17 web sites that sell them!”

Joke #3 - Uses for a DVD Spindle…

Donut stacker
Toilet paper holder
With the help of a drill, a homemade Ker plunk game
Ring toss
Jello mould
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Joke #4 Unix is…

Unix IS user-friendly, it just chooses its friends very carefully

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