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SCO's Yesterday - a parody by Scott Lazar

It's time for a song for SCO to sing, to cheer itself up. Scott Lazar has come up with one. Hopefully Yoko won't sue us, because you sing it to a tune that sounds a lot like Yesterday. Feel free to hum along in your minds. There is no law yet forbidding thought music, so far as I know. And who here doesn't want to cheer SCO up?



All our lawsuits seemed like such paydays
Now the rulings take them all away
Oh why cant it be yesterday?

We're not half the threat we claimed to be
Now a shadow's hanging over our IP.
And bankruptcy ... a certainty

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