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The Chicken Crossing The Road

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Humor

How did the chicken cross the road
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NT Chicken:
Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.

OS/2 Chicken:
It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet
that nobody noticed.

Win 95 Chicken:
You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook
it and it still tastes like ... chicken.

Microsoft Chicken (TM):

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