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Even More Madcap Manpages

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While out trudging through the wasteland of that thingy they call the Internet, looking far and wide for stuff to make me chuckle, I ran across this awesome collection of fake, and funny, man pages.


MAN PAGES

alt.sysadmin.recovery man page distribution.
Found on Eric L. Pederson page.

Section 1 - User Commands

* lart    - Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool
* slave     - a semi-interactive command for the dirty work
* sysadmin  - responsible for everything imaginable that may or may not have to do with the system you're using. Contraction of "system" and "administrator"
* think  - you don't have to think, the computer can think for you
* whack  - mangle requests to a printer or damage a printer

Section 2 - System Calls

* people   - fetch a structure containing all ttys, whose owner behaves like a human

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