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What If Windows Told You What It Was Really Doing

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Reading about Canonicals’ plans for application notifications, I got to wondering if the operating system could tell you what it was doing, too. Then I started wondering what would happen if Windows told you what it was really doing… I think it might go like this:

Starting up… I’m still tired as heck here, so don’t even think about keeping me up too long.

Hmm… you want me to work? Don’t think so. Let’s have some fun.

Wrong password.

Wrong password.

Wrong password. He, he. Just kidding.

rest here




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