These will either make you laugh or groan. They are original and come straight from my twisted mind.

The news has recently reported that Bill Gates has been going wild buying up shoe stocks. When asked why he replied that it is because windows keeps rebooting.

Bada Bing Bada Boom!

When Linus Torvalds announced that the mascot for his famed Linux operating system was going to be a penguin everyone thought that something fishy was going on.

Bada Bing Bada Boom!

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