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Physics for Programmers

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1. An object in motion tends to stay in motion
There is no such thing as a temporary program.

2. Two objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time
You cannot do testing or development in a production database.

3. If an object has more mass than another, more force is required to give it the same acceleration as the other
Debugging time increases as a square of the program’s size.

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