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Possibly the Funniest Programming Joke Ever

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I know it is not yet time for our annual Christmas humor, however I feel like sharing a joke today. --A joke that is possibly one of the funniest programming jokes of all time.

Maybe some of you have already heard or read about this one because it's rather old, but just to relive the fun, here it goes:

The Evolution of a Programmer by Anonymous




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