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BDSM - The perfect operating system

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Making an operating system that works on the principle of sin and punishment sounds like a darn good idea. Today, computer users use and misuse their machines any which way, with no regard to their digital health. There's no accountability, save for really dire things. Most of what we do with and to our computers is whim, accident, monkey-learned habit, and maybe, just maybe, a bit of productivity.

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BDSM boots with a random page taken from Crime and Punishment by Dostoevsky as the wallpaper. This is to remind you that you're working with a serious operating system that won't let you fool around.

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