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It's been a while, but here's a fresh collection of Linux, computer and programming wit and wisdom. Who says geeks don't have a sense of humour?

General

The Internet‭? ‬Is that thing still around‭?
- ‬Homer Simpson

Fix a computer for a friend or family member,‎ ‏and you‭’‬ll be tech support for life.‭
‎ - ‏Danny Allen

For Linux Fans

Q:‭ ‬What's the difference between a Windows PC and a Trampoline‭ ?
‬A:‭ ‬You take your boots OFF to jump on a trampoline.

The only people who have anything to fear from free software are those whose products are worth even less.‎
- David Emery

UNIX is basically a simple operating system,‭ ‬but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
‎ - ‏Dennis Ritchie‭

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