Linux Doesn't Need To Kiss Anyone's Ass

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While we're all having a little block party about Linux's 20th anniversary, there's still this one little thing I'd like to propose. It's an old problem, I've been complaining about it off and on for the five years I've been running a Linux-geared site, and it just gets worse.

I'd like to see the Linux community be assertive. No, wait, I'd actually like to see the Linux community grow some... pardon me but there's no better way to put it for male and female alike... BALLS. No, wait, I'd actually like to see the Linux community get in touch with its inner asshole, just for a refreshing change of pace for a few months, then gear back down to merely having balls for a few months, and then, after showing the bullies that we can stand up to them, just settle down to being constantly assertive forever after that.

That's right, Linux community: