Seven Signs that You Have Been Brainwashed by Microsoft
Considering the last event's I've been able to observe, as well as Mechatotoro's contributions, I compiled this short list of manifestations of a Microsoft-only mentality, just for fun.
1. You think free/libre software is unreliable and dangerous, but then you download cracked versions of programs and feel proud about it.
2. If your Windows system breaks down, you are able to do all your computing off a Linux live CD, but then you look for a (pirated?) Windows copy and install it.
3. When your Windows system does not act as expected, you blame the computer. However, if Linux doesn't fulfill