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Six relations between Sex and Linux

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Ravi, you seem to like Linux so much. But did you know that there is relationship between Sex and Linux ? Having successfully caught my attention and obviously having piqued my curiosity, he went on to state six relations between sex and Linux which I am recounting below. In fact, we had a very good laugh over this.
Here are the six relations between sex and Linux as told by my friend ...

1. Sex is like candy. The more you have it, the more you like it. Linux is also like candy. The more you use it, the more you fall in love with it.

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