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God Created the World on a Computer?

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In the beginning there was the Computer.
And God said_
C:>LET THERE BE LIGHT!
Enter user-id.
C:>GOD
Enter password.

C:>OMNISCIENT
Password incorrect. Try again.
C:>OMNIPOTENT
Password incorrect. Try again.
C:>TECHNOCRAT
And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 1.
C:>LET THERE BE LIGHT!
Unrecognisable command. Try again.
C:>CREATE LIGHT

Full Thingy.

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Correct URL is: http://www.pi.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/creation.html

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