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At 4 a.m., everything is funny (even ubuntu)

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Ubuntu
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larrythefreesoftwareguy: After a losing a long bout with insomnia early Thursday morning, I started to looking at different Internet memes and matched them with — how can I put this mildly? — a current annoyance in the FOSS world known as the Indiegogo campaign for Ubuntu Edge.

other april fools' jokes:

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Linux
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  • Slashdot to Implement Rot13, (Quick & easy ROT13 for the command line)
  • Systemd Ditches GNU C Library for Their Own
  • YouTube "shutting down" tonight
  • Facebook to access surveillance cameras and more
  • waymir: merging Mir and Wayland
  • The KMix Volume Slider Compromise
  • Ubuntu 13.04 to disable Dash online search by default
  • Valve Announces Half-Life 4 For Linux

GIMP changes name to appease users

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GIMP
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gimpmagazine.org: It’s finally official! We can now report from a reliable source at GIMP.org that GIMP software, which has been downloaded over 40 million times, is in the process of changing their name to CHIMP software.

Canonical Announces Ubuntu for Washing Machines

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Ubuntu
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junauza.com: After announcing Ubuntu for phones and tablets, it seems like there's no stopping to Canonical's growth. Following a 2-day countdown that teased its impatient fans, Canonical finally unveiled its latest innovation: Ubuntu for washing machines (Ubuntu WM OS).

LibreOffice prints on Tuesdays (only)!

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LibO
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skyfromme.wordpress: Although the “OOo does not print on Tuesdays” OpenOffice.org-bug is long fixed, OpenOffice.org never indemnified Tuesday for its loss in reputation. This is unacceptable and Tuesdays rage at the event has even passed on to its successful successor: LibreOffice.

Grand Theft Gentoo: Full-metal Stallman

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Gentoo
Gaming
Humor

linuxgamecast.com: The fine folks over at /g/ are working on a GTA inspired top-down where you play as RMS. Team up with Richard Greenblatt, Tom Knight, Bill Gosper, Eric S. Raymond and, Linus Torvalds and fight the evil Corps like Microshaft and, Crapple.

Also: Half-Life 2 Single Player Coming

Mandriva invests in Formula One racing

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MDV
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mandriva.com: Mandriva S.A. , the leading European Linux based software vendor, is unveiling the new milestone in its corporate strategy. Mandriva S.A. will now invest in Formula One racing.

Why this Linux user is now using Windows 3.1

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Linux
Microsoft
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networkworld.com: This is the story of how a Linux user...switched to Windows 3.1. At least in part. You read that right. Windows 3.1. Yes. That Windows 3.1. The 16-bit one that came out in 1992...

The Linux’s perception of my neighbours

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Linux
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dragonsreach.it: I’ve always presented myself as a Linux geek to my neighbours and it has been nice seeing how the Linux word evolved (with funny and surprising quotes) during the past ten years in their minds.

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