Humor

Fun or funny stuff

Google is going to acquire Novell and the Unix copyright

Filed under
Google
SUSE
Humor

shermann.name: Some secret source inside Google Inc. reported to us, that Google is going to acquire Novell, the Company who brought you Novell Netware.

Also: A different kind of company name

Microsoft To Distribute Their Own Version of BSD/Linux

Filed under
Linux
Microsoft
Humor

From the oldie but almost still goodie department: Maddog: Today, CEO Steve Ballmer announced that Microsoft would be releasing their own version of the Linux operating system in twelve months.

Calling All Robots

Filed under
OSS
Humor

eff.org: 01000100011011110110111001100001011101000110010100100000
01110100011011110010000001000101010001100100011000100001

Linus Torvalds Buys SCO. Monetizes Linux.

Filed under
Linux
Humor

daniweb.com: Today marks the end of an era for SCO, the embattled company whose officers thought that they owned the full rights to the UNIX code, is no more. Linus Torvalds, creator of Linux, purchased the company for just over $4 million.

Linux Mint partnership with Mattel and Microsoft

Filed under
Linux
Humor

linuxmint.com: We are happy to announce that Linux Mint entered in a joined partnership with Mattel and Microsoft. This partnership will result in Linux Mint being pre-installed on a new range of computers sold throughout the World and in a number of toys and games distributors.

Linus Torvalds: The New Linux Is Gnu Linux

Filed under
Linux
Humor

katonda.com: One of the long and painful debates over the name has ended with Linus Torvalds, the father of Linux kernel, accepting the name Gnu/Linux for the Linux based machines.

Announce: openSUSE Beego

Filed under
SUSE
Humor

lizards.opensuse.org: Today, I am happy to announce the start of the openSUSE Beego project and ask you to join in and help to bring it to a success, because we rely on your support and enthusiasm.

Introducing: The Ubuntu Mars LoCo!

Filed under
Ubuntu
Humor

anthonyrhook.com: Ubuntu Mars was created specifically for the purpose of welcoming the first inhabitants on Mars to the Ubuntu Community.

New Customized KDE Software Compilations

Filed under
KDE
Humor

kdenews.org: KDE has enjoyed great success over the years and today marks another important step in the evolution of our growing community.

KDE picks Kim Kardashian to promote next release

Filed under
KDE
Humor

itwire.com: The KDE Desktop Project has hit upon the idea of having the American socialite Kim Kardashian promote its next release.

Google buys Microsoft

Filed under
Google
Microsoft
Humor

blogs.pcworld.co.nz: Following a spate of recent acquisitions Google's CEO Eric Schmidt announced this morning that the Mountain View-based company had bought Microsoft Corporation.

Say, this is almost as easy as Linux!

Filed under
Microsoft
Humor

blogs.computerworld.com: But next morning it's fish who gets a panicked call from the user, who tells fish that nothing is working and can he please come right over to take a look? Fish knows he's not up on the latest Windows issues, so he heads to the user's desk with a bit of trepidation.

coupla teehees

Filed under
Humor

Top 50 Funny Computer Quotes

Filed under
Humor

junauza.com: If you have enjoyed our collection of top 50 Linux quotes of all time, I'm sure you would love these funny computer-related quotes that I have put together.

How big are your icons?

Filed under
Web
Humor

dedoimedo.com: What I want to talk to you about are icons linking to various social networks and sharing services, like Digg, Stumbleupon, Twitter, Facebook, and others. Sometimes, you come across sites where the icons are simple huge. Not just big. Humongous. My personal experience shows that quality of website articles is inversely proportional to the area of the icons multiplied by their number.

Mozilla believes in... free porn?

Filed under
Moz/FF
Humor

tuxradar.com: A few years ago, British newspaper The Telegraph covered the UK government's budget announcements by posting tweets onto their site that included the hashtag #budget. As you can imagine, this was soon abused, and Twitter users had much fun at the Telegraph's expense. Well, apparently Mozilla hasn't learned.

Techie Christmas Jokes 2k9 Edition

Filed under
Humor

junauza.com: I won't let this holiday season pass without throwing some Christmas jokes for all you techies out there. So get ready to be jolly and enjoy these latest techie Christmas jokes:

Ubuntu backup awesomeness

Filed under
Ubuntu
Humor

shanefagan.com: Twas a night before Christmas it was the 12th to be exact at 3 am beside my computer I did sat. My ubuntu did stall, I had pondered and pondered and did a fresh install. Swiftly I got to the the manual partition, then suddenly I had a fine apparition.

Some Old But Still Funny Anti-UNIX Jokes

Filed under
Humor

junauza.com: You may have heard a lot of anti-Microsoft jokes before since you can read them everywhere. However, it's pretty rare to find anti-UNIX/Linux jokes.

I am the very model of an open source sensational

Filed under
Humor

toolbox.com/blogs: With apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan. I have twisted their Pirates of Penzance song to "I am the very model of an open source sensational". Sung to the tune of "I am the Very Model of a Modern Major General".

Syndicate content