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A Linux Valentine - Oh Linux, how do I love thee?
Submitted by srlinuxx on Tuesday 5th of February 2008 04:31:43 PM Filed under

linuxhow2.com: Way number 1: You breathe new life into old hardware. They should age PCs in dog years. Here's a trusted dog year calendar that helped me better determine the age of my Laptop. My three-year old laptop is going on 25 dog years now, and Windows is like the Army, and 25 year old recruits are starting to get too old to put on the front lines.
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Holy Programming
Submitted by srlinuxx on Thursday 24th of January 2008 05:04:30 PM Filed under
junauza.blogspot: While looking for some Python codes using Google Code Search (beta), I got bored and remembered an article entitled “F*cking programming”. So, I began to wonder and think of the opposite side or character of programmers. I searched for “God”.
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Unix man seeks understanding bride
Submitted by srlinuxx on Tuesday 22nd of January 2008 01:55:54 PM Filed under
theinquirer.net: A BLOKE is looking for a woman who understands his first love of Unix. The lonely hearts advertisement on Craig's list has been getting much attention from the likes of Slashdot.
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Not the GWN, Release 2
Submitted by srlinuxx on Saturday 19th of January 2008 08:49:03 PM Filed under

We're not in any way related to the Gentoo Weekly Newsletter (GWN) or as it is known now, the GMN. Although inverting the W to be a more grounded M is a radical step and gives the acronym a much more youthful and dynamic look we don't like it that much. An "O" would have made it look much rounder and mature. Also, adding a small "e" at the end would have made it look much more Web 2.0 and stuff. And who can claim that "GONe" is a bad acronym?
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Fun: Windows vs. Linux for toasters
Submitted by srlinuxx on Saturday 19th of January 2008 12:16:14 AM Filed under
linuxscrew.com: Last week both systems Microsoft Windows Vivid Toasting Technology (VTT) 2008 Starter Edition and Heatu Linux 9.06 (Dainty Toast) were released for modern toasters. Yesterday Linux Screw has an opportunity to test both.
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Reasons You Haven't Installed Linux Yet
Submitted by srlinuxx on Thursday 3rd of January 2008 09:28:12 PM Filed under
bbspot.com: 11. You're afraid of Gnomes.
10. You can't pronounce Ubuntu, and too embarrassed to ask.
9. No disk space left after installing Vista Ultimate.
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Monkeys Still Unable To Produce Shakespeare -- Or Perl
Submitted by srlinuxx on Tuesday 1st of January 2008 01:59:42 PM Filed under
humorix.org: It seemed like a simple experiment. Put a million monkeys in front of a million Linux boxes and see how long it would take for them to generate a Shakesperian play or a useful Perl script. So far, the project has been a bust.
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Linux CEO Brings Open Web Services for Online Dating to Social Networking
Submitted by srlinuxx on Thursday 27th of December 2007 01:35:54 AM Filed under
pr-usa.net: Kevin Carmony, recently-resigned CEO for desktop Linux vendor Linspire, today unveiled his new venture, Dating DNA, LLC (www.datingdna.com). "Online dating continues to move dramatically away from traditional dating sites such as Match.com and eHarmony," said Carmony.
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Seasons Greetings: Twas The Night Before Christmas Computer Parodies
Submitted by srlinuxx on Tuesday 25th of December 2007 05:31:15 AM Filed under
watchingthenet.com: It's time to get away from your Computer and Internet problems (Ho Ho Ho, hopefully Santa fixed you Computer today!) and enjoy these great Computer parodies of 'The Night Before Christmas'.
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F*cking programming
Submitted by srlinuxx on Friday 21st of December 2007 09:26:30 PM Filed under
codeulate.com: Yesterday I stumbled onto a delightful tool from Google Labs: Code Search. Turns out Google is now crawling through source code. Granted access to billions of lines of code and the awesome power of Google’s search technology, I did what any rational, thinking programmer would do: I typed in some profanity and hit enter.
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