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Pearls before swine..

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torvalds-family.blogspot: My life isn't glamorous. I know that comes as a big shock to everybody, since geeks in general are seen as the crème de la crème of society. Not so.

Nine traits of the veteran Unix admin

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infoworld.com: Last week I briefly departed from reality, thanks to the inexplicable actions of the CRTC, but this week, I'm off the drugs and back on terra firma -- sort of. Anyway, to celebrate my return to the land of the sane, I thought I'd tick off a few hallmarks of veteran Unix admins, so you have a better chance of spotting these rare, beautiful creatures in the wild. Here is their song.

How to convert people to Linux

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dedoimedo.com: Now and then, you come across an almost evangelistic article explaining why Linux is the answer to life, the universe and everything, and then elaborating on the methods to borgify the plebes into the collective.

Choose Your Distro according to the Zodiac! (PART I)

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linuxmigrante.blogspot: Some people try Linux and experience frustration because they just pick any distribution. Consult with the stars! Use the zodiac to choose the distro that best fits your sign!

Linux Distros as Songs

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linuxaria.com: If every Linux distribution was a song, which would you choose to listen?

Top 50 Programming Quotes of All Time

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junauza.com: For today, I've decided to gather a good number of my all-time favorite programming-related quotes.

Dirty PCs: How much filth can you take?

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theregister.co.uk: It's been a tad over a year since our shock insight into the darkest and most fearsome interiors of computing hardware, and by our reckoning that's just about enough time to recover from the trauma.

Ubuntu Drops CLI For DOS Prompt

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lockergnome.com: It wasn’t bad enough when last week it was announced that Ubuntu would be dropping the Gnome interface for Unity. The teeth-gnashing has already started because Ubuntu is dropping X for Wayland. But you ain’t seen nothing yet, folks.

Linux Commands for 99 Bottles of Beer

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linuxplanet.com: Linux server admins need good scripting skills and command-line chops, but who says they can't be fun? Learn Bash Karaoke with 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall, quickly find disk hogs, and display used/free disk space.

Tech That Tried to Kill Us!

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switched.com: For Halloween, we've rounded up the ways horror has tried to use tech to kill us. Text messages from the dead, TV waves that destroy your brain, even evil EVP. The bottom line is that true creep factor is a well-written plot, expertly paced scenes and deeply disturbing imagery -- not a possessed iPad or rogue radio.

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